Sexual assault victims need to STFU

Someone had to say it, and I’m glad it was me. I’m tired of people going on and on and on about how they were sexually assaulted. WHAAA, I WAS RAPED. WHAAAAAA Ok, we get it already jesus tiddyfucking christ on a crutch. Stai zitto! (as we Italians sometimes say when speaking Italian). Chiudi il becco! Shudduppa you face!!

Anyway, I am very proud of this article I wrote for the Delco Times, even though my headline got changed. It was originally “Shove your sexual assault claims up your goddamn twat, you whiny bitch” but my editor thought that was too many words.

In a nutshell, if I don’t like your politics, I think your case of sexual assault should not be heard. It’s simple as that.

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