Imagine being such a colossal pussy that you can’t wear a mask and then pay money to make up cards that might as well just say “I am a giant man-baby.”
September song
I’m finally getting married
What is vaginosis?
I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure I have it. My vag has been drier than a stake pretzel between the couch cushions for about 25 years. Lately, though, it smells like a broken toilet on a Mexican tuna boat. I should probably have somebody look at it—bit nobody will !! đ
I welcome federal intervention in Philadelphia
Michelle Malkin, I welcome federal intervention in Philadelphia, your birthplace, as well. Our local authorities will not, have not wanted to, and do not protect the interests of those of us who push back against the vile vandals and vigilantes known as “peaceful protesters” here. Antifa is a bunch of soyboy thugs, simultaneously wimpy and dangerous. It’s one of life’s conundrums isn’t it? They live in their mothers’ basements, don’t work, have no muscle tone like the Gravy Seals, and yet they are a dangerous group that has to be dealt with. Anyway, love you. Bye!
Let’s talk about abortions
If you give women the right to choose what to do with their bodies, they will just fucking ruin them by getting pregnant and having abortions week after week. This is why women shouldnât be allowed to vote (but thatâs another story). We need to close down every abortion clinic in the country immediately before women, with their âright to chooseâ mentality just keep going out and getting pregnant, then getting their uteri scraped. It has to stop.
I have been praying hard about it and I think God is listening, because when I was watching my Law & Order marathon, there was an episode where a girl wanted an abortion and Stabler talked her out of it and I just about wet myself.
In conclusion, abortion is bad.