I welcome federal intervention in Philadelphia

Michelle Malkin, I welcome federal intervention in Philadelphia, your birthplace, as well. Our local authorities will not, have not wanted to, and do not protect the interests of those of us who push back against the vile vandals and vigilantes known as “peaceful protesters” here. Antifa is a bunch of soyboy thugs, simultaneously wimpy and dangerous. It’s one of life’s conundrums isn’t it? They live in their mothers’ basements, don’t work, have no muscle tone like the Gravy Seals, and yet they are a dangerous group that has to be dealt with. Anyway, love you. Bye!

Let’s talk about abortions

If you give women the right to choose what to do with their bodies, they will just fucking ruin them by getting pregnant and having abortions week after week. This is why women shouldn’t be allowed to vote (but that’s another story). We need to close down every abortion clinic in the country immediately before women, with their “right to choose” mentality just keep going out and getting pregnant, then getting their uteri scraped. It has to stop.

I have been praying hard about it and I think God is listening, because when I was watching my Law & Order marathon, there was an episode where a girl wanted an abortion and Stabler talked her out of it and I just about wet myself.

In conclusion, abortion is bad.